You probably expect
something about India being cool,
but since nothing has yet changed
I decided to go old school
Let me explain to some of you
why this is not something new:
this is what me and Rosalie
used to do,
but now I’m alone so forgive me if sometimes I don’t really find the right words or length.
As odd as this may sound
I don’t have much to say
but soon some stuff will happen
and to tell you I will find a way.
Yes, I know I won’t eat meat.
No, I won’t shave my head.
Yes, I will write whenever I can.
No, I won’t marry an Indian man.
Many ask me about my expectations
but how can I have any?
This is so many time zones away
the changes will be many.
But there is something
I’m sure about:
I will learn so many new things,
it will be hard to keep count.
So thank you for the patience,
for helping me fundraise
and even for trying to find a way
to make me stay.
Don’t worry for me,
I will be more than good.
And when I come back
I will be queen of Bollywood.